On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome. But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. And eviscerate your enemies.
This ideal tank features a slim fit and an attractive racerback cut. Expertly crafted with an ultra-soft 90/10 cotton/poly blend fabric, reinforced side-seam, and excellent quality print, our shirts will easily be the best in your closet.
Please note, our women's racerback tank can fit small for some people so you may want size up. See our size and fit guide for exact measurements.
Printed in the US: All of our products are proudly printed to order in the US. Please allow approximately 2 business days for production before your order ships.
